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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Gay republicans

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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You're a frog

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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