A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

This is funny.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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