- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

ecks! why zee?

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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