What's worse than being fat? Being gay

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Guess what? You guessed it.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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