- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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