What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Guess what? You guessed it.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

your mom is so fat.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Knock Knock, Ow my face

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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