- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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