- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

Roses are red, violets are purple.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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