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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Who is John Galt?

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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