- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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