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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Robin, get in the car!

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

what did one computer say to the other .........

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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