Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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mikey is cute

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

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