Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Major League Soccer

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

Robin, get in the car!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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