- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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