- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

how much fish could a chicken

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Gus's mom

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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