- Anti Joke

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.