Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Asian women drivers...

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

what to call someone thats gay zak

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

my wife out of the kitchen

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