Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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I have read the terms and conditions

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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