Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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