Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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