- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

who is not good looking? mon morello

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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