- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

why did sally drown cause she was black

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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