- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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