What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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