Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

Double-whammy

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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