- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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