A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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matt is fat

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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