A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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haha

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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