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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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