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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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