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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

John lazzaro likes dick

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Women can vote? WTF

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

mitchell palmer sucks

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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