Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What is your bill about? Clinton

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Blake wilkeys hair style

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Girls Lacrosse.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

No soap radio

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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