- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

A woman wears a dress.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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