- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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