Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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White NBA players.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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