Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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How old are you? 7

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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