A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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ecks! why zee?

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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