- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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