- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

why do mexicans get made fun of

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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