- Anti Joke

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you