- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

The chicken crossed the road.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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