What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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Liverpool City Football Club

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Chicken

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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