White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Justin with a hat.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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