- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

knock knock who's there? hope

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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