- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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