You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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OIO

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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were at work systems r down

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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