If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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knock knock go away!!!

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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