- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

whats my name? Matt

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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