How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Penis

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

A Mormon walks into a bar

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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