- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

What do you call white trash Garbage

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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