- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

well now

ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

No soup for you!

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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