What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Stop Iran! We need the money.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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