Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Sloths

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

you know whats not funny white boards.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Chuck Norris is dead......

I'm homeless.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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