knock knock whose there? my penis.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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