- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

I'm homeless.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Sloths

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

Chuck Norris is dead......

you know whats not funny white boards.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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