- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

Without geometry life would be pointless

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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