- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Justin with a hat.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Blacks

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Robin, get in the batmobile

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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