- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

Killing your friend as a joke.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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