This is a joke.

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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