- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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