What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

I have read the terms and conditions

I put my baby in a microwave.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

William wright is Gay

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

a skinny sumo wrestler

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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