Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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haha Otarts was here

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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Anti Joke

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