How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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