- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

I am very humble.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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