- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Neil is a reterd.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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