Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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A man walks into a bar

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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