Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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here's a joke... the american education society

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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