- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a duck?

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Two planes walk into an office building

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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