- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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