- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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