- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What's 9 + 10 19

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