What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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