Uh no, yogurt as in the bacteria that they add to milk in order to make the finished product yogurt. You see, while the effect is seen in twins (for example if one twin gets raped, the other gets a fucking sore ass) Sorry, I am still under trance here myself, you get out of it, I am gonna have some fun, go splash some water on your face. I mean people go like "woah that is impossible it only happens in rare cases and so on right?" Fun stuff: Yogurt, you can seal yogurt in a steel container miles away after separating its culture (basically having a colony living together and then moving them away from each other as in 30000 kilometers and sealing them in soundproof safe`s and whatnot. Feed one half of the yogurt, and the other one far far away begins munching into thin air, now keep the food close to the yogurt, and the bacteria will begin "begging for it" (as in when baby chicks notice the parent has arrived with food), and so will the culture of yogurt sealed in a safe 30000 miles away. Why? Living in similar states, brings a natural connection, we are attracted to similarities, and as far as the human knowledge of the LAW of attraction goes, distance is not a factor, look it up, or just believe me.

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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Everybody will die

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A midget walked under a bar.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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