- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Waseem is a hard worker.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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