- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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