- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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