- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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