Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

"Knock knock." "No."

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

Women deserve equal rights.

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

What did the sign say? It said slow down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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