- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

there once was a black man who played basketball

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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