Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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