What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Smelly Indians.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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all the kids had fun

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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