How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

If youre African, why are you white?

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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