whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

once you go black your credit goes wack

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

whats black and strange a paki

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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