- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

rocky is here again.......................

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Smelly Indians.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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