- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Women's Rights.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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