What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Okay, but cut me some slack here, its not as straight forward as it sounds, I got at least twice as many active synapses as other people do, that means twice the thought process, in video games I can for example remember twice the commands, and such. Sadly this does not mean that I can think twice as fast or twice as smart, but rather that I do so involuntarily in short spans, until I burn myself out. So be a bit nice to me, when I say that I have since I was a kid used about 2.5-7.5 mg valium, this is just because my thought process works so fast I burn out because well, I got the processor, but it burns out, excuse me my wife needs some help with her cellphone, see you soon

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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a man was shot.... he died

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whats 2+2? math.

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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