- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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