- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

911 jokes are just plane wrong

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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