- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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