Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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