Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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Women can vote? wtf

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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