How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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