A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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