- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

knock knock whos there open open who the door

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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