- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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