Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

autistic kids rock

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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