Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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