- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

A car walks into a bar.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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