A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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XD Jackass.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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