- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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