How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

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