Choir.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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How old are you? 7

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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