- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

So a horse walks into a barn.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

knock,knock you suck

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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