- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

This is an anti-joke.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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