knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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