- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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