a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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