- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The truth is he loves her!!

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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