Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Hi, my name is Jake.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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