Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Your Mom

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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