What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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woman's rights

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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Your're racist.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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