Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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