this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

A Fat Kenyan

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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