Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

what are you mike bibby?

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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