- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A car walks into a bar.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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