- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

knock knock come in !

I was watching Fox news.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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