a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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