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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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