How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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