- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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