- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Title IX

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

save me from the nothing ive become

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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