- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Where's my tractor?

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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