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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

knock,knock you suck

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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