I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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