- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Wright flyer

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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