- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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