why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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Anti Joke

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