Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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