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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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