- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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